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Other 84% +$1,586 $60,485 vol · 147 trades

Market	Position	Avg Price	Cur Price	PnL	Status
Over $18M committed to the Space public sale?	Yes	74¢	100¢	+$16	win
EdgeX FDV above $5B one day after launch?	No	65¢	100¢	+$15	win
Will Dick Schoof be the next leader out before 2027?	Yes	96¢	100¢	+$8	win
Xi Jinping out before 2027?	No	92¢	93¢	+$0	win
Will the US confirm that aliens exist before 2027?	No	85¢	82¢	+$0	—
Will Homelander die in "The Boys: Season 5"?	No	12¢	16¢	+$36	win
Will "Lee Cronin's The Mummy" score at least 85 on the Rotten Tomatoes Tomatometer?	No	99¢	100¢	+$0	win
Will "Mother Mary" score at least 85 on the Rotten Tomatoes Tomatometer?	No	99¢	100¢	+$2	win
Will "Normal" score at least 85 on the Rotten Tomatoes Tomatometer?	No	99¢	99¢	+$0	win
Will "You, Me & Tuscany" score at least 60 on the Rotten Tomatoes Tomatometer?	Yes	98¢	100¢	+$6	win

Geopolitics 75% +$809 $20,476 vol · 52 trades

Market	Position	Avg Price	Cur Price	PnL	Status
Khamenei out as Supreme Leader of Iran in 2026?	Yes	89¢	100¢	+$273	win
Will US or Israel strike Iran by January 31, 2026?	No	76¢	100¢	+$36	win
Will Iran close the Strait of Hormuz by March 31?	Yes	100¢	100¢	+$2	win
Will the Iranian regime fall before 2027?	No	77¢	84¢	$-95	loss
Khamenei out as Supreme Leader of Iran by June 30?	Yes	80¢	100¢	+$396	win
Will the Iranian regime fall by April 30?	No	96¢	99¢	+$20	win
Will the US next strike Iran during the week of February 22-28, 2026 (ET)?	Yes	99¢	100¢	+$3	win
France, UK, or Germany military action against Iran by March 31?	No	60¢	100¢	+$348	win
Will Iran name a successor to Khamenei by March 15?	Yes	89¢	100¢	+$4	win
Will Reza Pahlavi enter Iran by March 31?	No	90¢	100¢	+$1	win

Weather 100% +$34 $166 vol · 2 trades

Market	Position	Avg Price	Cur Price	PnL	Status
Will 30 to 59 tornadoes occur in the United States in February 2026?	Yes	69¢	100¢	+$31	win
Will global temperature increase by more than 1.19ºC in September 2025?	Yes	97¢	100¢	+$3	win

Sports 67% $-2 $1,572 vol · 18 trades

Market	Position	Avg Price	Cur Price	PnL	Status
Will Charles Leclerc be the 2026 F1 Drivers' Champion?	No	89¢	94¢	+$5	win
Will Oscar Piastri be the 2025 Drivers Champion?	No	77¢	100¢	+$68	win
Will Red Bull finish third in the 2025 F1 Constructors' Championship?	Yes	55¢	100¢	+$42	win
Will Max Verstappen be the 2025 Drivers Champion?	Yes	10¢	0¢	$-17	loss
Will Mercedes finish second in the 2025 Constructors' Championship?	No	75¢	0¢	$-50	loss
Will Max Verstappen finish third in the 2025 F1 Drivers Championship?	No	69¢	100¢	$-19	loss
Will Oscar Piastri get pole position at the 2025 F1 Qatar Grand Prix?	No	70¢	0¢	$-35	loss
Will Lando Norris get pole position at the 2025 F1 Qatar Grand Prix?	Yes	64¢	0¢	$-57	loss
Will Oscar Piastri finish on the podium at the 2025 F1 Brazilian Grand Prix?	No	44¢	100¢	+$52	win
Will Oscar Piastri get pole position at the 2025 F1 Brazilian Grand Prix?	No	88¢	100¢	+$14	win

Elections 86% $-49 $2,451 vol · 14 trades

Market	Position	Avg Price	Cur Price	PnL	Status
Will Bhumjaithai Party (BJT) win the most seats in the 2026 Thai legislative election?	Yes	97¢	100¢	+$29	win
Will Ciprian Ciucu be the next Mayor of Bucharest?	Yes	89¢	100¢	+$24	win
Will Ciprian Ciucu be the next Mayor of Bucharest?	No	60¢	0¢	$-238	loss
Will Aftyn Behn win TN-7 Special Election?	No	86¢	100¢	+$48	win
Will Salvador Nasralla win the 2025 Honduras presidential election?	Yes	58¢	0¢	$-50	loss
Will José Antonio Kast win the Chilean presidential election?	Yes	79¢	100¢	+$61	win
Will Jeannette Jara win the Chilean presidential election?	No	84¢	100¢	+$13	win
Will Bruce Harrell win the 2025 Seattle mayoral election?	No	70¢	100¢	+$30	win
Will Abigail Spanberger win by 12-15%?	No	85¢	100¢	+$10	win
Will Abigail Spanberger win by 15-18%?	Yes	85¢	100¢	+$7	win

Economy 0% $-50 $60 vol · 1 trades

Market	Position	Avg Price	Cur Price	PnL	Status
No change in Fed interest rates after December 2025 meeting?	Yes	15¢	0¢	$-50	loss

Tech 62% $-88 $866 vol · 8 trades

Market	Position	Avg Price	Cur Price	PnL	Status
Over $5M committed to the Hurupay public sale?	No	86¢	100¢	+$28	win
Tesla launches unsupervised full self driving (FSD) by March 31?	Yes	82¢	100¢	$-81	loss
Will Amazon dip to $192 in February?	No	91¢	100¢	+$10	win
Will NVIDIA (NVDA) close above $230 end of February?	No	98¢	100¢	+$2	win
Will Google have the top AI model on December 31?	Yes	71¢	100¢	+$38	win
Will ARC Raiders be the #1 searched game on Google this year?	Yes	55¢	100¢	+$12	win
Will Bianca Censori be the #1 searched person on Google this year?	Yes	12¢	0¢	$-64	loss
Will Apple release HomePod mini successor by December 31?	Yes	35¢	0¢	$-34	loss

Politics 75% $-190 $13,622 vol · 36 trades

Market	Position	Avg Price	Cur Price	PnL	Status
Will Trump nominate Kevin Warsh as the next Fed chair?	Yes	100¢	100¢	+$8	win
Zelenskyy out as Ukraine president by end of 2026?	No	69¢	84¢	+$4	win
Trump declassifies UFO files before 2027?	Yes	74¢	100¢	$-9	loss
Will Graham Platner be the Democratic nominee for Senate in Maine?	No	45¢	8¢	$-15	loss
Will Trump say "Transgender" this week? (March 22)	Yes	99¢	100¢	+$1	win
Will Trump say "Newsom" or "Newscum" during the State of the Union address?	No	80¢	100¢	+$10	win
Will Trump say "Miracle" during the 2026 State of the Union address?	Yes	99¢	100¢	+$2	win
Will Trump say "MAGA" or "Make America Great Again" during the 2026 State of the Union address?	No	99¢	100¢	+$6	win
Will Donald Trump announce a new nominee for Chair of the Federal Reserve by January 31, 2026?	Yes	82¢	100¢	+$9	win
Will the Supreme Court rule on Trump's tarriffs by January 31?	No	97¢	100¢	+$2	win

Crypto 48% $-598 $4,178 vol · 25 trades

Market	Position	Avg Price	Cur Price	PnL	Status
Will Geert Wilders become the next Prime Minister of the Netherlands?	No	94¢	100¢	+$1	win
Will Bitcoin dip to $85,000 in January?	No	80¢	0¢	$-482	loss
Will edgeX launch a token in 2025?	No	16¢	0¢	+$9	win
Over $1B committed to the MegaETH public sale?	Yes	80¢	100¢	+$6	win
Over 25,000 ETH committed to the Aztec public sale?	Yes	85¢	0¢	$-85	loss
Will Bitcoin dip to $70,000 by December 31, 2025?	No	88¢	100¢	+$25	win
Will a new country buy Bitcoin in 2025?	Yes	96¢	100¢	+$4	win
Will Ethereum dip to $2,600 in November?	No	73¢	100¢	+$68	win
Will Bitcoin dip to $90,000 in November?	No	59¢	0¢	$-242	loss
Will the price of Ethereum be above $3,600 on November 8?	Yes	74¢	0¢	$-60	loss

Culture 70% $-2,351 $22,323 vol · 77 trades

Market	Position	Avg Price	Cur Price	PnL	Status
Will The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping be the top grossing movie of 2026?	No	94¢	100¢	+$21	win
Will The Super Mario Galaxy Movie be the top grossing movie of 2026?	Yes	36¢	8¢	$-23	loss
Will "The Super Mario Galaxy Movie" Opening Weekend Box Office be between 170m and 180m?	Yes	3¢	0¢	+$12	win
Will "The Super Mario Galaxy Movie" score at least 50 on the Rotten Tomatoes Tomatometer?	No	98¢	100¢	+$12	win
Will "The Drama" Opening Weekend Box Office be greater than 10m?	Yes	99¢	100¢	+$2	win
Will "Project Hail Mary" 2nd Weekend Box Office be between 50m and 54m?	No	100¢	100¢	+$1	win
Will "Hoppers" 4th Weekend Box Office be greater than 13m?	No	96¢	100¢	+$4	win
Will "They Will Kill You" Opening Weekend Box Office be greater than 8m?	No	82¢	100¢	+$18	win
Will "They Will Kill You" Opening Weekend Box Office be less than 5m?	Yes	92¢	100¢	+$17	win
Will "Project Hail Mary" 2nd Weekend Box Office be between 42m and 46m?	Yes	13¢	0¢	$-26	loss