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Tech 58% +$7,804 $41,004 vol · 65 trades

Market	Position	Avg Price	Cur Price	PnL	Status
GPT-5.5 released by June 30, 2026?	No	6¢	3¢	$-101	loss
Will Google have the best AI model at the end of June 2026?	Yes	18¢	22¢	+$39	win
Will Google have the top AI model at the end of June 2026?	Yes	19¢	22¢	+$16	win
Will Google have the best AI model at the end of May 2026?	Yes	17¢	18¢	+$7	win
Will Google have the #1 AI model at the end of May 2026 (Style Control On)?	Yes	19¢	21¢	+$5	win
Will Google have the third best AI model at the end of April 2026?	Yes	43¢	12¢	+$63	win
Will Google have the best AI model at the end of April 2026?	Yes	4¢	0¢	$-499	loss
Will Google have the #1 AI model at the end of April 2026 (Style Control On)?	Yes	6¢	2¢	$-202	loss
Will GPT-5.5 be released on April 21, 2026?	Yes	3¢	2¢	$-6	loss
Will OpenAI have the best Math AI model at the end of April 2026?	Yes	32¢	30¢	$-6	loss

Other 53% +$7,580 $40,815 vol · 79 trades

Market	Position	Avg Price	Cur Price	PnL	Status
Will SpaceX's public ticker be another ticker?	Yes	46¢	60¢	+$106	win
Backpack FDV above $200M one day after launch?	Yes	80¢	100¢	+$94	win
Will no Fed rate cuts happen in 2026?	Yes	38¢	38¢	$-5	loss
Will Kevin Warsh be confirmed as Fed Chair?	No	6¢	5¢	$-44	loss
Will an Anthropic Claude model score at least 45% on Humanity’s Last Exam?	No	8¢	43¢	+$241	win
Kash Patel out by June 30?	Yes	11¢	31¢	+$84	win
Claude 4.7 released by June 30?	Yes	56¢	100¢	$-15	loss
Gemini 3.5 released by June 30?	Yes	24¢	20¢	$-4	loss
Will Crude Oil (CL) hit (HIGH) $150 by end of June?	Yes	18¢	11¢	$-97	loss
Will Claude 5 be released by May 31, 2026?	Yes	56¢	12¢	+$282	win

Geopolitics 40% +$5,408 $107,949 vol · 104 trades

Market	Position	Avg Price	Cur Price	PnL	Status
US forces enter Iran by December 31?	No	9¢	0¢	$-34	loss
Iran agrees to end enrichment of uranium by December 31?	Yes	66¢	70¢	$-18	loss
Will the U.S. invade Iran before 2027?	Yes	36¢	28¢	$-117	loss
Israel x Hezbollah ceasefire by June 30, 2026?	Yes	70¢	100¢	+$112	win
Israel announces suspension of Lebanon offensive by April 17, 2026?	No	4¢	0¢	+$76	win
Iran agrees to end enrichment of uranium by June 30?	Yes	26¢	74¢	+$28	win
US-Iran nuclear deal by June 30?	Yes	30¢	88¢	+$13	win
Will the next diplomatic US-Iran meeting be in Pakistan?	Yes	80¢	94¢	+$11	win
Will Reza Pahlavi enter Iran by June 30?	Yes	7¢	4¢	$-10	loss
Will the Iranian regime fall by June 30?	Yes	14¢	6¢	$-70	loss

Politics 51% +$4,045 $39,430 vol · 35 trades

Market	Position	Avg Price	Cur Price	PnL	Status
Trump announces end of military operations against Iran by June 30th?	No	33¢	14¢	$-112	loss
US x Iran ceasefire before Trump visits China?	Yes	48¢	100¢	+$17	win
Trump announces end of military operations against Iran by May 31st?	Yes	74¢	75¢	$-32	loss
Will Donald Trump announce that the United States blockade of the Strait of Hormuz has been lifted by April 15, 2026?	Yes	8¢	0¢	$-36	loss
Will Trump say "Strait of Trump" or "Trump Strait" in April?	Yes	13¢	100¢	+$379	win
Will Trump praise Allah again by April 30?	Yes	26¢	24¢	$-31	loss
Will Trump say "N Word" in April?	Yes	6¢	5¢	$-69	loss
Will Trump post "Free Tina Peters" this week on Truth Social?	Yes	6¢	8¢	+$7	win
Trump announces US x Iran ceasefire end by April 18, 2026?	Yes	27¢	1¢	$-71	loss
Will Trump praise Allah again by April 15?	Yes	6¢	100¢	+$303	win

Mentions 50% +$270 $5,409 vol · 16 trades

Market	Position	Avg Price	Cur Price	PnL	Status
Will Khamenei post 0-19 posts from March 20 to March 27, 2026?	No	9¢	0¢	+$50	win
Will Khamenei post 20-39 posts from March 20 to March 27, 2026?	Yes	9¢	0¢	$-29	loss
Will Khamenei post 20-39 posts from March 17 to March 24, 2026?	No	86¢	0¢	$-49	loss
Will Khamenei post 40-59 posts from March 17 to March 24, 2026?	Yes	3¢	0¢	+$149	win
Will Khamenei tweet again on March 21, 2026?	Yes	88¢	100¢	+$20	win
Will Mojtaba Khamenei tweet again on March 24?	Yes	14¢	0¢	$-377	loss
Will Mojtaba Khamenei tweet again on March 19?	No	40¢	0¢	+$8	win

Finance 50% +$149 $2,444 vol · 4 trades

Market	Position	Avg Price	Cur Price	PnL	Status
Will SpaceX IPO by May 31, 2026?	Yes	7¢	2¢	$-119	loss
Will SpaceX file for an IPO by April 3, 2026?	Yes	79¢	100¢	+$264	win

Crypto 67% +$46 $372 vol · 3 trades

Market	Position	Avg Price	Cur Price	PnL	Status
Pete Hegseth out as Secretary of Defense by April 30?	Yes	6¢	2¢	+$8	win
Will the Netherlands send warships through the Strait of Hormuz by April 30, 2026?	Yes	5¢	2¢	$-7	loss
Blast Open Rotterdam 2026: Will a player break something during a game?	Yes	32¢	0¢	+$44	win

Sports 50% +$2 $168 vol · 2 trades

Market	Position	Avg Price	Cur Price	PnL	Status
Will NCAA March Madness Live be #1 Free App in the US Apple App Store on March 20?	Yes	66¢	100¢	+$43	win
Will NCAA March Madness Live be #2 Free App in the US Apple App Store on March 20?	Yes	18¢	0¢	$-40	loss

Economy 0% $-179 $562 vol · 3 trades

Market	Position	Avg Price	Cur Price	PnL	Status
Houthis successfully target shipping by April 15?	Yes	17¢	0¢	$-64	loss

Elections 0% $-473 $630 vol · 2 trades

Market	Position	Avg Price	Cur Price	PnL	Status
Will Ricardo Belmont win the 2026 Peruvian presidential election?	Yes	25¢	0¢	$-359	loss